helicopter.party (byoh)

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I’ve twice had the misfortune of living in the same building as people with TERRIBLE senses of appropriate music playing hours. I don’t mean like party hours, I mean like for some reason, 5-8am is a great time for hip hop and racing games played at spectacular volumes. Oh, and occasionally people in/outside of the building screaming about something.

My point is, drug problems are annoying.

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Have mercy, owl overlords. Have mercy.

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iaminlikewithmybike:

jareds-photo-life-thing:

via www.sidiergo.com
2,700 miles across Australia
on a Penny Farthing
in a tweed suit


I want to see this thing off road.

iaminlikewithmybike:

jareds-photo-life-thing:

via www.sidiergo.com

2,700 miles across Australia

on a Penny Farthing

in a tweed suit

I want to see this thing off road.

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tnkcmndr:

HOW ABOUT CHRISTMAS WITH BONEY M
(in reference to this)
via

This is seriously the only christmas album at my grandma’s house. So obviously we listen to it.

tnkcmndr:

HOW ABOUT CHRISTMAS WITH BONEY M

(in reference to this)

via

This is seriously the only christmas album at my grandma’s house. So obviously we listen to it.

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Secret Santa represents everything I hate about Christmas

tnkcmndr:

bsqv:

THIRD YEAR RUNNING!  we make a bunch of pizza dough beforehand (last year was three flavours, garlic black pepper, basil oregano and plain with sea salt) and do make your own pizzas and we make gingerbread cookies and decorate them and watch the grinch and drink wine!  YOU SHOULD COME.  we fall asleep piled up in the living room to the smell of fresh baked cookies.

my family is muslim so these have been the best christmases of my life.

helicopterparty:I should rephrase - I hate work secret santas. I love buying gifts for people I know and like. A holiday slumber party is probably the single best idea ever.

bsqv:don’t you get assigned your person beforehand?  i was thinking a secret santa might be nice for our annual girls only christmas party slumber party because then you can drop like $20-30 on one of your awesome girlfriends instead of having to spread your limited funds thin between all like 8 of them.

helicopterparty:The obligation to give a thoughtless soap basket/scented candle/shitty trinket to someone I hardly know (and lets say, don’t necessarily like) paired with the obligation to behave thankful for whatever thoughtless soap basket/scented candle/shitty trinket I receive in return.

Don’t get me started on work Christmas parties.

YEAH YOU SHOULD COME. hahaha

I’ll RSVP you once I’ve rolled all the change in my coin jar for travel money. You guys like scented candles, right?

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Secret Santa represents everything I hate about Christmas

bsqv:

don’t you get assigned your person beforehand?  i was thinking a secret santa might be nice for our annual girls only christmas party slumber party because then you can drop like $20-30 on one of your awesome girlfriends instead of having to spread your limited funds thin between all like 8 of them.

helicopterparty:

The obligation to give a thoughtless soap basket/scented candle/shitty trinket to someone I hardly know (and lets say, don’t necessarily like) paired with the obligation to behave thankful for whatever thoughtless soap basket/scented candle/shitty trinket I receive in return.

Don’t get me started on work Christmas parties.

I should rephrase - I hate work secret santas. I love buying gifts for people I know and like. A holiday slumber party is probably the single best idea ever.

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Secret Santa represents everything I hate about Christmas

The obligation to give a thoughtless soap basket/scented candle/shitty trinket to someone I hardly know (and lets say, don’t necessarily like) paired with the obligation to behave thankful for whatever thoughtless soap basket/scented candle/shitty trinket I receive in return.

Don’t get me started on work Christmas parties.

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First Aid

Today I learned that yesterday, when I spazzed and scalded my foot with boiling water, the correct dressing for the wound was not toilet paper and duct tape…

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tmblg:

markn:

For my 23rd birthday today, Maria and Andrew made me what is quite possibly the best birthday card of all time.


Awesome.
So my mom is paying me to make her Xmas cards this year. Sure, get the guy who hates Christmas to do it.
“Non-denominational December salutation centre-fold stationary” I think we’ll call it.

tmblg:

markn:

For my 23rd birthday today, Maria and Andrew made me what is quite possibly the best birthday card of all time.

Awesome.

So my mom is paying me to make her Xmas cards this year. Sure, get the guy who hates Christmas to do it.

“Non-denominational December salutation centre-fold stationary” I think we’ll call it.

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Moxie's, eugh.

Thanks guys, that dress code sure is progressive.