helicopter.party (byoh)

carlovely:

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baravettski:

biostar:

rasputin:

omg

For the win.

oops, forgot about tumblr!

So I got to participate in a wearable art show this weekend in Thunder Bay. Mine was made out of children’s fairy tale books. Sadly I’ve lost my lens cap and didn’t want to bring my vulnerable camera to the show…so I’m hoping some half decent photos pop up somewhere (modeled by Candice O’Connell)

Experts stunned by "Swan Divorce"

Animal tabloid fodder is a guilty pleasure of mine. SCANDAL! Swandal?

“I grew up in a college town, and one Halloween our doorbell rang and we opened the door expecting to see trickortreaters—but what was in front of our open door—was another door! Like, a full-on wooden door, that had a sign that said “Please knock.” So we did, and the door swung open to reveal a bunch of college dudes dressed as really old grandmothers, curlers in their hair, etc, who proceeded to coo over our “costumes” and tell us we were “such cute trick or treaters!” One even pinched my cheek. Then THEY gave US candy, closed their door, picked it up and walked to the next house.”

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np312 on Are we too old to trick or treat? (via Merlin, A Whole Lotta Nothing) (via marco)

Just made my day.

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I share a birthday with Heath Ledger being dead, and Rasputin.

it’s helicopterparty’s birthday today

tnkcmndr:

i hope you go to black pirate’s and don’t remember the night

i hope you end up at “insert some shitty tbay dance club” and strip naked on stage only to blind every other tanned person in said club due to your iridescent white skin

i hope the bar evacuates

because they think the bar is haunted? that’s kind of happened before…

Young Colbert…awwww

vela:

keggersofyore:

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Officially on vacation for my birthday. FLL to SFO in 8 hours. BBL

Happy Birthday!

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