Experts stunned by "Swan Divorce" →
Animal tabloid fodder is a guilty pleasure of mine. SCANDAL! Swandal?
I grew up in a college town, and one Halloween our doorbell rang and we opened...– np312 on Are we too old to trick or treat? (via Merlin, A Whole Lotta Nothing) (via marco) Just made my day.
it's helicopterparty's birthday today
tnkcmndr: i hope you go to black pirate’s and don’t remember the night i hope you end up at “insert some shitty tbay dance club” and strip naked on stage only to blind every other tanned person in said club due to your iridescent white skin i hope the bar evacuates because they think the bar is haunted? that’s kind of happened before…
i said i'd never do bridal...
but it’s okay if it’s for a drag show, right?
I used to think that knowing awesome people would...
86400: The more I think about it, though, the more I think it might be the other way around. I’m going to blame the Boston Brahmin mentality and move on. Still, on days like today, it’s hard to imagine getting motivated enough to be awesome. I must admit I’ve fallen victim to this too.
vroom vroom, new sewing machine
this is probably as close to owning a volkswagen as i’m going to get.
if i’ve denied requests to become a fan of your goddamned band the past 25 goddamned times, what the fuck makes you think i’m going to the 26th? there’s a reason why people get facebook blocked.
mr. clean magic erasers
are the most fun cleaning product ever. i found one in my house, used it up within a matter of hours. lets just say most of my house is a disaster, but my walls and cabinets are now scuff free.
Clothes Discarded by H&M in Manhattan Are First... →
softculture: hungryghoast: claytoncubitt: This is common practice for large retailers. When I was a (poor) child one of my early defining memories is of my mother attempting to retrieve a perfectly good discarded Big Wheel knock-off toy from a dumpster behind a large department store for her boys to play with, and being physically threatened, demeaned and chased off by an irate store...
iwantmybearsuit: acc: The Knife -...
twenty five in three weeks
naw I’m kidding. GLITTER. The bush socks however, will stay.
it's going to be -28 degrees celcius tonight
tnkcmndr: that’s about -18 fahrenheit for you americans so you’re going to be wearing snowpants with your disco dress?